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The Daddy's Nuts family — bald tattooed dad, redhead wife, twin ginger girls
Est. 2026Small BatchFlorida

TWO JARS.
NO FILLER.
ONE UNFORTUNATE
NAME.

← made by a bald dad who got tired of the alternatives

No filler. No palm oil. No preservatives. No idea what we were thinking with the name.

No fillerNo palm oilNo preservativesMade in USA
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The Lineup

TWO JARS.
NEITHER IS A METAPHOR.

Daddy's Nuts The Foundation classic vanilla protein peanut butter label

Classic Vanilla Peanut Butter

THE FOUNDATION

100% peanuts, whey isolate, coconut oil, honey, monk fruit, vanilla, sea salt. We removed the almonds after the first batch. They were making it gritty. You're welcome.

Daddy's Nuts The Grind chocolate peanut butter label

Milk Chocolate Peanut & Cashew Butter

THE GRIND

Peanuts, cashews, milk chocolate, whey isolate, honey, monk fruit. The first version used dark cocoa. My wife said it wasn't Nutella. She was right. I changed it. This is what a functioning marriage looks like.

03

TASTES BETTER THAN IT SOUNDS.

Short labels. Real ingredients. Go ahead and read one.

04
The numbers

MORE PROTEIN.
FEWER WORDS
ON THE LABEL.

Most nut butters bury 7g of protein under 20g of sugar and a label full of ingredients you can't pronounce.

We went the other way. Protein first. Everything else is optional.

← lab verification pending. numbers are estimates.

Protein per 2 tbsp serving
Daddy's Nuts — The FoundationTBD*
Daddy's Nuts — The GrindTBD*
Average nut butter7g
Leading protein butter10g
Fancy almond butter6g

* Pending lab analysis. Numbers updated when the report lands. Competitors sourced from public nutrition labels.

05

florida only. for now.

WE CAN ONLY SHIP
TO FLORIDA.
BLAME THE GOVERNMENT.

Florida law lets me make this in my own kitchen and mail it to you — but only if you're in Florida. The second a jar crosses the state line I need a federally registered facility. I'm working on it. Until then: know somebody in Orlando.

Outside Florida? Leave your email — you'll be first to know when we can ship to you.

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What we stand for

short list

NOTHING YOU CAN'T PRONOUNCE

Peanuts. Whey isolate. Honey. Monk fruit. Vanilla. Salt. The Grind adds chocolate and two more nuts. That's the whole story — no emulsifiers, no preservatives, no palm oil.

no exceptions

NO PALM OIL

Not because it's trendy. Because it doesn't belong in peanut butter. It never did.

handcrafted

SMALL BATCHES

Made in a real kitchen, in a Cuisinart 14-cup food processor, three jars at a time. We know because we counted.

no lab coat

MADE BY A DAD

There's no lab. No brand team. No investor deck. There's a bald guy, a food processor, and two toddlers who keep stealing the spoons.